...I saw a man wearing a short suit... Basically a suit jacket with a matching pair of shorts (well pressed, I might add). He had brown dress socks pulled up to his knees and was wearing wing tipped shoes?!?! Why do I never have my camera when it counts!
...I tried to pass another man on the street, we were going in opposite directions but kept trying to sidestep each other. At first it was funny, but then I realized that the reason he wasn't looking at where he was going, was because he had his eyes firmly locked on my chest. I gave him my best Ghetto stare (pinks, you can imagine what happens next) it doesn't even register with him because he's too focused on my rack. I would have appreciated a little subtlety!
...As I pass a homeless man on the street, I reach into my wallet to give him money; as he waits expectantly, I realize that I have nothing but a penny lodged in the corner of it. He wasn't too pleased.
...One of my contacts is all blurry so my depth perception is off. If I stub my toe one more time, I might just cut it off and be done with it!
...My apartment is a sauna, I should start charging people admission; then I could quit my job and be a rich woman.
Update: I just saw someone wearing a shirt that said "GIT ER DUN". That ROCKS!!