Who comes up with these signs anyway...

I went on a spontaneous trip last weekend (anything to get out of the city for a few days). Drew and I drove around the small towns of Ontario, and even ventured into New York State. We visited some of the Thousand Islands and on our way back we stayed in a fabulous bed and breakfast. It was basically perfect! The great thing about small towns are the very interesting people that you meet along the way, and the really weird things that you see. Here are the things that we saw, documented in pictures*:



Poker Runs America 

"Poker Runs America" is a crazy boat race that is both about, and has nothing to do with, speed. Basically the captains of the boats navigate from check point to check point. At each check point they get a playing card; at the end of all the check points they end up with enough cards to make up a poker hand. The person with the best poker hand wins. The only reason they speed is to show the others who has the biggest penis. God Love small town America


 
Doesn't this look like a Scooby Doo hearse? I guess their last mystery didn't end up the way they planned.


 
Beaver... hehehe... It would be even funnier if it were "Beaver variety Eat-Out"


 
I think this picture speaks for itself!

I have to say that I've rediscovered weekends! I'm trying to make the most out of every weekend this summer, and will post more about some of the adventures that I encounter**!



* Milk (and anyone else reading this), click on the pics to get a closer look at the details.

** Wait until you read about what happened Canada Day weekend!